Applejack, what do you know of one-pony traveling shows, like Trixie's?

If they’re anything like Trixie, there’ll be tall tales and likely be all full of ‘emselves!  That gal’s tryin’ ta mend her ways, Ah’m hopin’ fer the best…Cause Ah don’t wanna be tickled that bad /ever/ again….

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But not all travelin’ showponies are like that, ya could be in fer a lotta fun!

Just a tip...Dashie likes it when you tie her up.

Uh….What now?  Did Ah miss somethin’..?

AJ, your fire proof boots are so hot! You should definitely show them off sometime!
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Well they /are/ fer protectin’ mah hooves from flames, course they’re hot!

I think I misheard something you said earlier. Did you say you study better when you're drunk?

Nah, Ah ain’t got no particular manner o’ learnin’ anythin’.  Cept that Ah don’t like gettin’ thirsty, so Ah always keep somethin’ ta drink nearby!  Bein’ mighty parched makes fer a rough patch of the day if’n ya don’t keep hydrated!

Sleep is Magic ~ by PauuhAnthoTheCat

Sleep is Magic ~ by PauuhAnthoTheCat

Hey Applejack, got any apple fritters ya don't want?

Sure do, big bro! Here ya go, dig right on in!

Apple Bloom walks up behind AJ VERRRYYY SLOOOWLY and honks an Air Horn.

the-small-applebloom:

askcanonapplejack:

the-small-applebloom:

askcanonapplejack:

ACK!  Oh, thank goodness yer here, Apple Bloom!  Ah reckon Ah heard somethin’ frightful outside just now!  C’mon lil’ sis’, w-we’re gettin’ outta here before it comes back!

"CALM DOWN SIS!" She giggles. "It was an air horn! See?" She honks it again, laughing. "It was a prank! Ah gotcha AJ!"image

"Remind me the next time yer hangin’ around with Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash to have ‘em /not/ teach ya things like this…"

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"Yer gonna scare somepony half ta death doin’ things like that, Applebloom!"

"Actually, Babs taught me tha’ one!" She giggles madly. "Babs is back in town by the way! You should go see her!" AB walks off, laughing.

"She is?!"

"Nopony told me!  Well shucks, Ah’ll have ta go and visit ‘er tomorrow!"

Apple Bloom walks up behind AJ VERRRYYY SLOOOWLY and honks an Air Horn.

the-small-applebloom:

askcanonapplejack:

ACK!  Oh, thank goodness yer here, Apple Bloom!  Ah reckon Ah heard somethin’ frightful outside just now!  C’mon lil’ sis’, w-we’re gettin’ outta here before it comes back!

"CALM DOWN SIS!" She giggles. "It was an air horn! See?" She honks it again, laughing. "It was a prank! Ah gotcha AJ!"image

"Remind me the next time yer hangin’ around with Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash to have ‘em /not/ teach ya things like this…"

"Yer gonna scare somepony half ta death doin’ things like that, Applebloom!"

Apple Bloom walks up behind AJ VERRRYYY SLOOOWLY and honks an Air Horn.

ACK!  Oh, thank goodness yer here, Apple Bloom!  Ah reckon Ah heard somethin’ frightful outside just now!  C’mon lil’ sis’, w-we’re gettin’ outta here before it comes back!

Pop quiz. What is the best apple tree to choose when making apple butter.
Anonymous

That there’s a trick question, pardner!  There’s a couple o’ apples ya can use fer makin’ apple butter.  McIntosh and braeburn are two, long as they’re soft enough!